sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

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I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

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,,

I’m not used to being wanted

6 Word Poem  (via emoties)

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h4rdfuck:

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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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